Welcome to the new College Sucks. You may ask, what is college sucks? I might reply “fuck off, go ask someone who isn’t hung over.” Alternately I might reply “A blog, don’t you use the internet?” Now if you’re my mom and have no idea how a blog operates, well I’m not going to explain it to you. Go back to 2000 and use the internet, I’m sure you won’t miss it, or you could go read a current issue of Newsweek. I’m sure they’re just catching on the “hottest new trend.”

If you’re wondering what to expect from the site I can’t tell you. Like any good TV show the first season always sucks while the writers fuck around to get a feel for where they’re going. Go watch the first season of Seinfeld (all 6 episodes!) or the West Wing. They had no fucking idea where they where going, but eventually they pulled it together and created great shows. Now is the part where I’m suppose to tell you College Sucks will do the same thing. Well, that’s probably not going to happen. I’m too much of a drunk for that. Instead this should be like the perpetual first season, where I just fuck around and rant about different shit that comes to mind.

So yeah, this post wasn’t that entertaining or valuable but whatever. If your reading this it is free! So quit your bitching. That or it is the year 2008 and you’ve had to pay for access because future me is so fucking awesome at blogging. His posts will make up this crappy one. Anyways, here’s some content if you managed to struggle through all of this. Is there any show better than the Fresh Prince of Bel Air. Probably, but that doesn’t mean it ain’t funny.