“Let’s have breakfast! Shall I call you or nudge you?”
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“Do you have an Italian in you? Would you like some?”
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“Hey baby, are you retarded?
…
Because you’re special to me.”
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“Hey baby you’re like fast food. I want to take you out.
…
And eat you in my car”
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“My magic watch is telling me you aren’t wearing any panties.
*tap watch*
Oh wait, it’s an hour fast.”