A friend of my introduced me to the Ladder Theory recently. For the uninitiated it’s a theory about how guys and girls go about fucking one another. Not the actual act, because that would be sad if you needed to theory for that, we’ve all “studied” enough porn to be relatively familiar with the concept. Rather it’s about how people choose their partner.

It goes like this, guys and girls each have a ladder/s. Guys have one ladder, in which girls they would like to fuck are stacked. The hottest girl is the top rung on the ladder while the chick big tits and a lazy eye goes on the bottom. Pretty simple right. Well guys are pretty simple to begin with so it shouldn’t come as a surprise.

Like all things involving girls their ladder system is a bit more complicated. Girls have two ladders. One ladder is just like the guys ladder, with guys they’d like to fuck on top and guys they’d fuck but won’t admit to it on the bottom. The second ladder is the one that every guy hates. Its the friends ladder; the ladder you get stuck on when a girl wants you to act like her boyfriend expect for the fucking part.

We’ve all be stuck on the friends ladder at some point or another. The key is how do you get to the good ladder. Well according to the Ladder theory this is called jumping ladders. Its kind of like jumping the shark but with less Fonzie and more crying. The theory goes that the friends ladder and good ladder are side by side, in between the ladders is the abyss. When one tries to jump ladders there is a good chance the girl will reject him and instead going back to the friends ladder you fall into the abyss, a place of much misery and masturbation.

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