Normally fox news is garbage when it comes to reporting actual news but this is useful! It’s a guide to buying cheap booze. Normally I’d just tell you to go buy whatever your local bums are drinking (The latest bum trend is 40oz of OE). This article is all about buying booze in quantity, specifically how to buy from stores like Costco.

This is useful information that I could have used back in my underage drinking days. A friend and I went to Costco to stock up for a party and decided to buy 10 racks of beer. Unbeknownst to use at the time, that is the exact amount of alcohol for which the state requires you fill out a bunch of paper work. The cashier wanted us to copy our fake IDs too. Luckily my quick thinking friend convinced her we where in a hurry and that we only need 9 cases. Moral of the story? If you’re in Washington St and underage only buy 9 cases of beer, then come back and buy 9 more.