If my local news was like this I might actually watch it.

This is a crazy stop motion video that probably should be watched on drugs to fully appreciate.

Not what you think.

Like the vagina monologues but for weed.

I’m pretty sure that during my High School days I single handily kept the Pepsi Cola Company in business with the amount of Mountain Dew I consumed. Now I find out it was all a communist plot to subliminally influence my thinking. I guess its time for someone to start making Freedom Cola.

Tucker Max is one of the funniest writers on the Internet. The man lives a life of booze, drugs and women. Not surprisingly MTV in its continued effort to turn 14 year olds into substance dependent sex addicts (and there’s nothing wrong with that) has picked up on Tucker’s efforts and turned him […]

If they put me in charge of Partnership for a Drug Free America…well, there would be a scandal because I’d be hitting the bong during my press conference with President GeeDub. But before the religious right’s horde showed up at my office I’d change their god awful advertisements.
We’ve all seen the ad […]

I often make fun of my housemate for being a science major. There have been many a night when he’s been memorizing some chart of seemingly random symbols while I went out drinking and hitting on women. I may have one the battles but today he won the war as his fellow science […]

So my first real post, with real content on College Sucks. Am I going to talk about college? Fuck no, that would be topical. I’m gonna talk about sports because every alcoholic needs an excuse to drink and sports is one of the best.*
I’m fucking tired of listening to people bitch about […]