Brilliant! Someone made a site where you upload a picture and people tell you how many beers it would take for them to have sex with you. The rates are all fucked up because Jessica Alba is something like 9 beers. It really should be how many beers would it take Jessica Alba to sleep with me. Which is apparently not many because I was rated 1.5 beers, just ahead of Justin Timberlake. That is I was rated that until I showed my roommate who proceeded to rate me at 30 beers. I told him he was infinite beers.