This has to be the absolute worst costume a parent could ever buy for thier child. Do you really want your kid dressing up as a toilet? A fucking toilet? Might as well buy your kid a gift certficate for a psychiatrist right now because they’re going to be fucked up. […]

In case your pet shrimp needs a workout, here is a shrimp on a treadmill.

I’m pretty sure these guys aren’t Russian but still its pretty funny.

Times has a letter from a Marine that has been circulating around the internet. Its great, no politics, no bias, just a glimpse into the life of a soldier. Here’s a highlight:
Best Chuck Norris Moment — 13 May. Bad Guys arrived at the government center in a small town to kidnap the mayor, […]

Well not really, but this rapper sounds exactly like all of them. Hella good.

Brilliant! Someone made a site where you upload a picture and people tell you how many beers it would take for them to have sex with you. The rates are all fucked up because Jessica Alba is something like 9 beers. It really should be how many beers would it take Jessica […]

Well, every is apparently on the internet. Here is a video of a tortoise bulling another tortoise into having sex. I don’t know whether to be amused or horrified. I must admin the tortoises’ O face is hiliarious.

Wow, this video is crazy close to a Russian Su-27 fighter jet crash. I hope no one got hurt.