Leave it to the Germans to create robots that can have sex. Not hot pornographic type of sex, but cold, efficient German robot sex. I guess I shouldn’t be surprised but it is pretty creepy. Undoubtedly someone with a weird robot fetish has gotten off to this. That’s the creepiest part. […]

I am a lazy man. Its always been a dream of mine to buy a rascal scooter to use instead of walking. This is even better. It’s a tiny car that’s hatch opens up allowing someone in a wheel chair to roll right into and drive away. Now I don’t have to […]

This page explains how to stream the world cup from some Chinese website. Pretty sweet, now you can see the refs hand out red cards like fliers in Vegas on your own PC! Also you can check out espn360. Certain ISPs have a deal with the site to stream the matches.

A former TA is kind enough to provide tips on how to cheat. How useful!

“Let’s have breakfast! Shall I call you or nudge you?”
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“Do you have an Italian in you? Would you like some?”
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“Hey baby, are you retarded?
…
Because you’re special to me.”
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“Hey baby you’re like fast food. I want to take you out.
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And eat you in my car”
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“My magic watch is telling me you aren’t wearing any panties.
*tap watch*
Oh […]

A guy I know got the best phone call ever. Keep in mind his name is Ken
Ken: Hello?
Caller: Jason, we need to talk. I need to break up with you.
Ken: (pause) You got the wrong number
Caller: oh…
Ken: (click!)

Ah, local news. They get the hard hitting stories

The english language news networks could learn a few things from our spanish friends. Those of us who are unfortunate enough only to speak english, we get Al Roker for our weather.

Lovely, no? Our spanish speaking friends get Jackie Guerrido.

On a similiar note, it seems the French have taken notice. We are […]

In an attempt to create real life mutants to make up for the garbage that was X-men 3 people have begun to install “body mods”. One such awesome modification allows you to sense magnetic fields a la magneto. They do this by inserting a small magnet under the skin on the tip of […]