A friend of my introduced me to the Ladder Theory recently. For the uninitiated it’s a theory about how guys and girls go about fucking one another. Not the actual act, because that would be sad if you needed to theory for that, we’ve all “studied” enough porn to be relatively familiar with […]

Everyone loves alcohol, and everyone loves monkeys so it should be no surprise that scientist, being the geniuses that they are, decided to conduct a study in which they gave monkeys alcohol and observed their behavior. According to one scientist “It was not unusual to see some of the monkeys stumble and fall, sway, […]

So you got jokes, but do ya’ got pics? The newly launched College Sucks is looking for all you drunk, lazy, and stoned motherfuckers who know that college is nothing but one big fucking party, am I right?. Around here we rock our with our cock out and in the future we’ll show you how […]

I just got home from seeing Xmen 3: The Last Grasp at Profit and, well, it sucked. Fortunately for you I’m not going to bore you with a review filled of nerd rage. Rather I’m going to bore you with the story of my encounter with a bum.
My friend Mark and I were […]

I often make fun of my housemate for being a science major. There have been many a night when he’s been memorizing some chart of seemingly random symbols while I went out drinking and hitting on women. I may have one the battles but today he won the war as his fellow science […]

So my first real post, with real content on College Sucks. Am I going to talk about college? Fuck no, that would be topical. I’m gonna talk about sports because every alcoholic needs an excuse to drink and sports is one of the best.*
I’m fucking tired of listening to people bitch about […]

Welcome to the new College Sucks. You may ask, what is college sucks? I might reply “fuck off, go ask someone who isn’t hung over.” Alternately I might reply “A blog, don’t you use the internet?” Now if you’re my mom and have no idea how a blog operates, well I’m not going to explain […]